Personal Terrors – Cleveland, Ohio June 19, 2022

Personal Terrors – Cleveland, Ohio June 19, 2022

Let’s kick off today’s fun post by reviewing what hotel star ratings really mean.  Ron and I have gotten a crash course in this the past week as we have had two scary/icky hotels. 

1 Star – Hooker Hotel.  This was our first hotel when we hit planet Columbus.  While technically they got three stars this one breaks the rule where ratings matter and we need to note that comments are important too.

2 Star – Trailer Park.  These hotels are designated by crunchy sheets with cigarette burns in them, sticky floors, and without naming names let’s just say I wish they would not leave the light on for me.  After an extremely chilly 58-degree ride towards Cleveland, we stopped in Ashland, Ohio hoping to warm up and just grab a hotel.  Unfortunately, they were all sold out but this one.  It didn’t look terrible but 1 hours after checking in we decided we could stand it no longer and checked back out.  At least we got a refund and moved along to Middleburg Heights where we found a much better place.

3 Star – Family Central.  This is your typical stay designated by the halls being mobbed by kids typically at some sort of sporting tournament.  You have the soccer mom’s cooking the family dinner of hotdogs in their hotel coffee pots and simply hope you don’t share a wall with one of them.

4 Star – Corporate Road Warriors.  These are the hotels where everyone is expensing it and they pretty much keep to themselves leaving the common spaces largely untouched.  The upside here is there is usually a nice breakfast included.

5 Star – Land of the Rich.  I think I have only stayed on a 5 star once or twice, always on the company dime, and it tends to have an inordinate number of wealthy women who seem to do nothing but keep the onsite spa full.

Ron and I decided we fall somewhere between the 3 & 4 star hotels and if we are lucky, 4+.  See we want something clean but are too cheap to pay consistently for a 4+ however we do occasionally find one with a really good price and are most comfortable here being prior corporate travelers.  Now that we have personally familiarized ourselves with these ratings, we hope to have better luck with our hotel choices!

At least we got to top off our time with a great visit with Daughter’s #2 & #4 for Father’s Day and Ron for to face one of his fears…heights.  The kids decided we were going ziplining.  The poor guy hardly survived.  See for yourself.

Falling to his death!
Sally gliding in like a pro!

Beginnings are Not Always New – Columbus, Ohio 6-19-22

For whatever reason, our trips start out the same, not always good and with a story.  So here goes…air travel has not changed.  We have travelled via air a couple of times post COVID, so I am unsure what I was expecting, but in a nutshell, people are the same.  The flights are still over-crowded, running late, and full of inconsiderate people.  Perhaps it’s people who have not changed and it’s little to do with Air Travel.  Anyway, strange thing happened in the airport during out connection from Jacksonville to Columbus.  I had someone I have never met before ask me to watch their bag while they left to go eat…uh, no.  Now, I am not the most experienced traveler in the world, but this is kind of anti-terrorism page one, right?  First off, I have never met this girl before and secondly, I have no idea what is in her carry-on luggage.  Strangely enough next, she picked up her wallet (perhaps detonator) and left!  So now I am sitting next to this potential bomb package in the middle of the crowded Charlotte Airport.  Something says bad idea so when Ron returns, we moved!

Good news is the flight made it fine and I have no idea what happened to this girl when she returned or her stuff.  It was 1:00am, we picked up the rental car and headed to the hotel.  We had stayed in the Dublin area before and at the hotel right next door to where we were booked so we had hoped for an uneventful check-in and to just go to bed.  Well, not so fast. 

Many years ago, I thought I had had my worst hotel experience at the “Cass Hotel” in downtown Chicago, but no such luck. The Cass Hotel had bullet-proof glass at check-in, rented rooms by the hour, and was the closest I ever want to get to bed bugs. Now here I am and our hotel had COVID glass, a Meth-whore check-in clerk, and the parking was a joke…it seems our hotel was along the same lines as the Cass Hotel. Ron and I actually had to move the picnic table to create a parking space for ourselves and we found out the next day that there had been a shooting at the mall across the street the days before. Thank God We weren’t on the motorcycle yet!

Everything we own for the next 4 months.
At 2am you park where you can.

Needless to say, we got out quick 5 hours sleep and checked-out the next morning.  Is the fact I got a “free” gas station muffin a bonus?  I think not.  So, we got the heck outta dodge! 

We ended up moving hotels three more times during our Ohio stay.  Unbeknownst to us, there had been a huge power outage the day before we flew in and record high temperatures.  This meant that many folks had opted to get a hotel to escape the heat and many of the decent hotels at reasonable priced hotels were sold out.  The budget for our trip was busted already this week so we will need to do better as we start our trek and stay outside the cities.

Good thing we had fun with family the next couple of days and Ron worked hard in the heat to get the bike trunk painted and put together.  We also got a new tire put on and Ron ordered brakes.  The plan was starting to come together!

Let’s roll!